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 Ride, Doctor, Ride
I have no doubt that someone, somewhere, has rewritten the theme from "Gilligan's Island" for the voyage of the Akademik Shokalskiy, still stuck in the Antarctic ice after evacuating its passengers by helicopter to an Australian icebreaker. Certainly Dr. Chris Turney, the organizer of the expedition, is widely being called "Gilligan" in the blogs I read. But I'm an old Blues Image fan, so a different tune stuck in my mind...

Ride, Doctor, Ride
(to the tune of Ride, Captain, Ride by Blues Image - lyrics, mp3)

Seventy-four folks sailed out, on a southern summer day
Revisiting Mawson's trip to Antarctic bays
Planning on some global warming there, for a path ice-free
Led by a Professor of Climatology

On a shore excursion, at a plodding pace
Came back late and they found their ship frozen in one place
Responding to their calling, icebreakers came to aid
But the ice was thick and no passage could be made

Ride, Doctor, ride, upon your frozen ship
Party hard with the tourists you brought on your trip
Ride, Doctor, ride, upon your frozen ship
Pray that someone will save you from your planning slip

Supplies have been diverted, research now has been postponed,
Saving tourists from hazards of which they should have known
It's really a P.R. debacle for climatology
Fifty-two fools airlifted into history

Ride, Doctor, ride, upon your frozen ship
Party hard with the tourists you brought on your trip
Ride, Doctor, ride, upon your frozen ship
Pray that someone will save you from your planning slip



Image source - Cartoon by Josh




Brad - Tuesday 07 January 2014 - 07:27:13 - Permalink - Printer Friendly
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