Julian Sanchez, in "Let Me Teach You My Secret Beltway Handshake", ably answers many of the annoying refrains that have echoed around the 'net since the Ron Paul newsletters resurfaced. But alas, he missed one opportunity. Having coined the delightful phrase "Cosmolifestyleorangebeltwaytarian" to describe the alleged conspiracy, how could he stop four syllables short from Mary Poppins-land?



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CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
Even though the readership
was borderline Hitlerian
Digging up this ancient dirt
is simply quite barbarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!

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From eighty-nine to ninety-five
some joking words were said
But now you've brought it back alive
and call for Ron Paul's head
It's out of context, ancient news,
We've answered this before
We don't recall who wrote those views
How can you ask for more?

CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
Even though the readership
was borderline Hitlerian
Digging up this ancient dirt
is simply quite barbarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!

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"Ron Paul is not a racist" says
a black guy in our band;
The other candidates are worse,
together we should stand;
If you believe in freedom you
should put your doubts aside,
For freedom to the Paul campaign
means "give him a free ride"!

You CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!
CosmoLifestyleOrangeBeltwayKochtoLibertarian!