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12/04/2003 Archived Entry: "To the moon!"
Top ten reasons Bush wants a new moon program.
10. Locks in all those NASA votes for '04.
9. Needs a safe hideout in case of another terrorist attack.
8. Thinks Moon is a small mideastern country.
7. Wants the Johnson Space Center renamed the Bush Space Center.
6. That's where Saddam hid his WMDs.
5. Halliburton is buying Morton Thiokol.
4. Having nightmares about the Yellow Menace.
3. Thinks the deficit is too small.
2. Now Howard Dean has to promise a Mars mission.
1. Someone told him there's oil on the moon.
mac & brad